hair

hair
1. (Hair) (1274↑, 230↓)
Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls\!

2. (Hair) (615↑, 210↓)
the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it? Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

Author: Stupid Flanders http://hair.urbanup.com/1538537
3. (hair) (250↑, 82↓)
A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

Author: Jim Hodgson http://hair.urbanup.com/109686
4. (Hair) (330↑, 175↓)
1. The stuff on your head. It can come in any number of colors. Natural (Blonde, Brunette, Red, Brown, etc.) or not (Pink, Blue, Spotted, Polka-Dotted). You have to look this up? 2. A Play turned movie. The movie came out in the late '70s (79, I believe). It is mainly about a group of Hippies who meet a guy going to war in a couple of days. They see this girl on a horse and the soldier (Claude Bukowski) falls in love with her. It's a Musical taking place in New York and eventually Nevada. The songs are great (Aquarius, Sodomy, Hair, etc.), the characters are awesome (Bereger, Woof, Claude, etc.) and the dancing is cool(put together by Twyla Tharp). This is a great movie (I'm aware that's an opinion) and you should see it sometime.

1: "Oooh I love you're hair." 2: "Did you see the movie Hair?" "No" "Why not?" "Why would I watch something about hair?" "Dude, you're missing the whole point of the movie. Go watch it\!\!"

Author: DirtyLittleWar_3500 http://hair.urbanup.com/786759
5. (hair) (209↑, 65↓)
stuff always in the way on your head and other not so polite places.

She has a head full of hair

Author: hair queens011 http://hair.urbanup.com/128659
6. (hair) (220↑, 130↓)
umm ... its like fur, only worse

hey, nice fur man

7. (Hair) (127↑, 36↓)
One of the oddest things in the universe. Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die. [/sarcasm] Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair. Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed. Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

Author: The 60th of Smith Street http://hair.urbanup.com/3449611
8. (hair) (38↑, 4↓)
A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

9. (hair) (160↑, 138↓)
Something nobody can have too much of.

Man that military guy needs more hair, what an ass.

10. (Hair) (15↑, 5↓)
A show that captures the atmosphere of the 1960's hippie generation. An American love-rock musical. A classic that is part of the [neohippie movement]scene.

Have you seen Hair?

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://hair.urbanup.com/4818488
11. (Hair) (28↑, 19↓)
A one word sentence, usually used to be stupid. Must be used very loudly and obnoxiously to annoy people that you want to leave you alone.

Hey, what are you gunna do today? HAIR\! What? Hair, what are you talking about? HAIR\! Why do you keep screaming hair? HAIR\! STOP SCREAMING HAIR, IM GOING TO KILL YOU\!\!\! HAIR\!\!\!

12. (Hair) (18↑, 12↓)
People getting in the way or making too much noise in a [cam].

Damit, there is hair all over this cam.

13. (Hair) (4↑, 0↓)
a thing that most people only want to see on their scalp & eyebrows (eyelashes too?... idk) and possibly for men aobve the upper lip and on the chin

A- "You've got some nice hair on your head" Z- "Oh, thanks\!"

Author: JennyCraig666 http://hair.urbanup.com/6193797
14. (Hair) (1↑, 0↓)
Something very popular in the 80's.

Hair.

Author: that man over there. http://hair.urbanup.com/6125433
15. (HAIR) (0↑, 1↓)
Not really caring or worry about a matter at hand. An person with long hair or no crispy cut doesn't care about how they look, so one would say Long Hair Don't care or simply "hair" for short.

Rob: Bro, your girl what totally hitting on some guy last night..." Todd: I don't really care, its my Hair. Hank: Class starts in 5 minutes man, you are about to be late again... Elliott: It's really my hair, that class is retarded anyway.

16. (Hair) (6↑, 8↓)
In the United States, a pilot of a hot air balloon must have a pilot certificate from the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) and it must carry the rating of "Lighter-than-air free balloon", and unless the pilot is also qualified to fly gas balloons, will also carry this limitation: "Limited to hot air balloons with airborne heater". In order to carry paying passengers for hire (and attend some balloon festivals), a pilot must have a commercial pilot certificate. Commercial hot air balloon pilots may also act as hot air balloon flight instructors. A pilot does not need a license to fly an ultralight aircraft, but training is highly advised, and some hot air balloons meet the criteria. While most balloon pilots fly for the pure joy of floating through the air, many are able to make a living as a professional balloon pilot. Some professional pilots fly commercial passenger sightseeing flights, while others fly corporate advertising balloons.[31]

The other day i was attacked by a hungry whale. It was about to finish me but then He-Man came to save me. Afterward he told me that the meaning of life is peeing on oreos. hair

Author: sukosuko waaaaaaaaaaa http://hair.urbanup.com/3950986
17. (hair) (8↑, 11↓)
long dangly stuff that grows on your body

ewww, that girl has a lot of hair on her upper lip

18. (hair) (5↑, 8↓)
(noun) courage, boldness, wildness, [balls], especially in "show hair", to demonstrate these qualities. Probably from mid-20th cent. surfer lingo. Related to "hairy" meaning difficult or frightening.

"Yeah, he has a stripped Harley, but he's a candy-ass -- he's not showing anyone any hair."

19. (Hair) (17↑, 20↓)
Sharpey's true divine and magnificent form.

May your Sharpey's grow long and flowing like the flowing lakes of the great mountains south of Equedor.

Author: Juan Pablo Angle http://hair.urbanup.com/742950
20. (hair) (13↑, 17↓)
The only thing preventing you from giving your girlfriend a facial.

Beth: Don't cum on my hair\! I just went to the hairdresser yesterday\! *fixes hair* Bill: (Bitch...)

Author: gunslingergirlvy_c_e http://hair.urbanup.com/2850636
21. (HAIR) (7↑, 13↓)
not the normal definition of hair, rather pronounced with a certain crescendo. used to substitute everyday words such as where, or here. also can be used to express excitement or to help point out irony in an otherwise non ironic situation. finally, can be used to take a serious comment and make it random yet funny by substituting the serious part with the word hair.

WHAIR ARE YOU GUYS? DUDE SHE SUCKED MY WANG, HAIIIIIIIIR. me:Oh my god, that woman died of jeff: HAAAAAAAAIIIIIRR. me: no, aids.

Author: vishal singh http://hair.urbanup.com/2837423
22. (hair) (15↑, 23↓)
In guitar terminology, 'hair' is a type of distortion that you get on an amp. It's a minor distortion that is in addition to the clean sound.

"There's just a little bit of hair on that, can ya hear it?"

Author: Thê Ãtømï¢ Þhrêäk http://hair.urbanup.com/986425
23. (Hair) (1↑, 10↓)
People getting in the way or making too much noise in a [cam].

Damit, there is hair all over this cam.

24. (hair) (19↑, 47↓)
stuff all around ur cock and ballas and stuff....of all different colors...some people have a lot of it an some people don't, [pubes]

1) there is hair on my balls, ew. 2) dude, put ur hair on ur balls away, dont show me that\!

Author: homer simpson http://hair.urbanup.com/149983
25. (hair) (7↑, 54↓)
puss, tuss, snatch, usually a young, inexperience female who has never shaved that monkey.

"Aghh dude, I got some hair last night... wanna smell my fingers? I think it was the first time she was banged."

Author: tim's taint http://hair.urbanup.com/936580
26. (hair) (26↑, 125↓)
infected but hair

elephants buthair

Author: Gretchen lover http://hair.urbanup.com/293101
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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